Hey friends! Today’s topic is very relatable for every 90’s kids (who unfortunately are not kids anymore) as we all wish for this rescue button. We are 21st century children for whom the most loving and the most annoying beings on this earth are our parents.
No doubt, we love our parents the most and are very well aware of the fact that no one can love us more than they do! But also, they don’t know that at times the people who annoy us even more than our very own siblings are them only.
Yes, we love them unconditionally but this is also true that sometimes the excessive care and their determination to make us better than the rest of the kids irritates the shit out of us. Because of the continuous blabbering we so badly desire a snooze button and also, we are so grateful to the almighty as they cannot read our thoughts else 90% of us would have been homeless.
There is a generation gap and no matter how cool they are this gap will always be there and there are many things which we want them to keep up with. The first and most important is our space and want to make things happen our way only. We love being ourselves which is a myth for the society.
We love to socialize, but with people of our age not with retired uncle and aunties who come with a broad smile and make ours to literally vanish. They will always ask their favorite standard question “beta what are your future plans?” I mean how on earth can we answer that question when we are so damn confused in our lives. We don’t even know what we are going to eat for breakfast the next morning. And, the worst part is we are obliged to greet them every single time we meet them else, we are declared ill-mannered.
Why do they always poke us by saying the same outdated sentence, “when we were of your age we could manage the whole house without the help of your grandparents”, please understand, our generation do not have our shit together at this tender age. Also, when you were of our age you were married and had amazing kids like us. We do not want the same at least not so soon so please stop pressurizing us with this marriage thing.
Parents, specially Punjabi’s, they will throw tantrums at us for not working out and getting fat and the irony is they won’t let us do any work and every 30 minutes they will ask you, “beta what do you want to eat”? Please make this thing clear, you want us have a perfect physique or to get in shape of a perfect potato.
We children fail to figure of the reason behind your hatred for our mobile phones. Our phones are not responsible for whatever wrong that’s happening in everyone’s life. Not even for the cricket matches when India loses. We swear, our phones do not conspire against anything.
At the end, we want you to know, like mentioned above also, we children love you more than anything but there is also one more thing we love, that is our sleep, which most you envy for god knows what reasons. We know our sleeping pattern is as fucked up as Americans under Trump’s president ship but, we manage our things quite perfectly. Waking up early won’t solve our life problems and also won’t make us perfect kids so please for god’s sake let us sleep and don’t be an alarm clock which we can’t even put on snooze.